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If My Thoughts Were Loud, I’d Be Fired: The Polite Things I Said Out Loud and the Unemployment I Avoided by Keeping the Rest Inside

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If My Thoughts Were Loud, I'd Be Fired

The Polite Things I Said Out Loud and the Unemployment I Avoided by Keeping the Rest Inside

Have you ever smiled politely while your brain was filing a complaint with Human Resources?

Have you ever listened to someone explain something completely ridiculous and thought:

"Bless your heart."

While your actual thoughts were applying for witness protection?

Then friend...

Welcome home.

This book is for the people who somehow manage to function in society despite carrying around enough unspoken commentary to power a small city.

The people who bite their tongue so often they're surprised they still have one.

The people who nod during meetings, family gatherings, customer interactions, grocery store encounters, and random conversations with strangers while their internal narrator is absolutely fighting for its life.

If My Thoughts Were Loud, I'd Be Fired is a hilarious collection of real-life observations, everyday absurdities, customer service moments, people-watching adventures, and the countless situations that tested my patience, my self-control, and occasionally my will to remain employed.

Inside you'll find:

✔ Laugh-out-loud stories about everyday life

✔ Relatable humor for exhausted adults

✔ Funny observations about work, people, and society

✔ Customer service survival moments

✔ Stories that will make you snort coffee through your nose

✔ The exact reason some thoughts should remain inside our heads

But underneath all the laughter is something a little deeper.

Because if you're reading this, chances are you're tired.

Tired of pretending you've got it all together.

Tired of being the responsible one.

Tired of smiling when what you really want to do is stare at someone and ask, "Now what exactly made you think that was a good idea?"

This book sees you.

The overthinkers.

The people-pleasers.

The exhausted workers.

The parents.

The caregivers.

The customer service veterans.

The folks who have survived another day without saying what they were actually thinking.

You are among friends here.

Written in Mama T's signature style of heart, humor, and "I can't believe somebody actually said that," these stories will have you laughing so hard you'll scare the dog, wake the baby, or accidentally explain the joke to your spouse three times.

And somewhere between the laughter and the ridiculousness, you'll realize something important:

You're not the only one.

We've all got thoughts.

Some of us are just smart enough not to say them out loud.