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I Dropped Off Groceries and Picked Up Trauma: True Delivery Stories About Minding My Business and Somehow Ending Up in Yours

Name: I Dropped Off Groceries and Picked Up Trauma: True Delivery Stories About Minding My Business and Somehow Ending Up in Yours
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I Dropped Off Groceries and Picked Up Trauma

True Delivery Stories About Minding My Business and Somehow Ending Up in Yours

There are some jobs where you clock in, do your work, and go home.

This is not one of those jobs.

Somewhere between loading groceries, dodging shopping carts, listening to strangers argue about mayonnaise in aisle seven, and delivering three bags of organic kale to a house with six abandoned lawnmowers, I accidentally became a front-row witness to humanity.

And Lord help me... humanity is unsupervised.

If you've ever wondered what happens when a professional people-watcher with zero self-control starts documenting the things she sees, hears, and survives while delivering groceries, this book is for you.

Inside these hilariously funny true delivery stories, you'll meet:

✔ The people who overshare before you've even made it to the front porch.

✔ The customers who answer the door wearing things that can only be described as "confidence."

✔ The couples arguing in the driveway who suddenly remember you're standing there holding bananas.

✔ The complete strangers who somehow tell you their entire life story before you can say, "Have a nice day."

✔ The random, heartwarming, hilarious, and occasionally traumatizing moments that prove real life is funnier than anything Hollywood could write.

This isn't just a collection of funny stories.

It's a love letter to real people.

The exhausted people.

The lonely people.

The weird people.

The oversharing people.

The people who are one minor inconvenience away from crying in a fast-food parking lot.

In other words...

All of us.

Written with Mama T's signature blend of humor, heart, and "Did that really just happen?" energy, these laugh-out-loud stories will have you snorting coffee, texting your friends screenshots, and feeling oddly comforted knowing you're not the only one trying to hold your life together with a grocery list and pure determination.

Because sometimes you set out to deliver groceries...

And somehow end up carrying home enough stories to last a lifetime.